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The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it on for summer, the gym, Pride or a night out and let your chest begin the conversation before you have had enough coffee to do it yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, it works especially well for somebody who wants the joke, identity or reference to feel culturally specific rather than merely colorful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design may be loud, but the tank itself is deliberately easy to wear. Soft combed and ringspun cotton keeps the everyday colors comfortable, while lightweight tri-blends are used for selected shades. Side-seamed construction adds shape without turning the fit overly structured. 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